Good Pictures and Bad Pictures

Every now and then, I get asked "how can I increase my value?" or "how do I make myself more attractive to purchase as a pet?" If your friends are buying you, then there probably isn't much you can do: they will buy you regardless of your activity or your profile picture. The real question comes down to getting strangers to buy you.

Recall that I'm only buying female pets, and will speak to that here. However, most of these thoughts will apply to men, too. Also note that I'm talking about my preferences. Some pet owners look for specific things, such as black and white pictures, or animals, or people with an arm growing out of their forehead. You never know what a niche buyer is going to want, but your goal is to be as attractive as possible to as many people as possible. Then you get bought, and you make money!

One last thing: yeah, when you really think about it, this post is rather crass and rather creepy. We're talking about buying and selling you based on your looks. Well... that is the nature of this game, so that is how we have to approach it. Your thoughts about objectifying women (and men) are well-taken, and sometimes I can agree, but let's just be honest and recognize what we're talking about here. And how to improve your game-playing experience.

Okay. My first and foremost rule? The picture should be of only you. No dogs, no friends, no spouses, and never ever a picture of you and your baby. Sorry to say, that is cute and all, but not for a pet!

The picture should be large -- I don't want to have to squint. And in that picture, you should take up most of the space. The fountain behind you is neat, but I'm looking for a pet, not water features.

Artistic pictures are a definite win -- nice lighting, maybe black and white, or some other special feature. But live pictures are also very good, too! If you end up looking too good, then people might not believe it is really you. This is why a "live" picture rather than posed picture can work really well.

A picture of just your face, hair, etc (a "head shot") is usually best. But if you have a great figure? Go for it. Get that into your picture, but remember to be the main subject of the picture and take up most of the space.

I've also bought pets because they have open profiles and after looking at some of their other profile pics, I've realized just how beautiful the woman is. Her current profile picture might not be her best, but knowing that she is beautiful has definitely increased my interest. A more open profile can be a great way to get people buying you!

And lastly, no... I don't think you need to be suggestive, or blatantly sexual. I have skipped numerous pets that have big boobs and teeny bathing suits. I prefer my pets to be beautiful, not crude.

My past few profile pictures were processed by a friend of mine, creating a "darker" look and more intriguing. After switching to the new pictures, I started getting traded quite more often. If you have a friend into photography (and Photoshop or Lightroom or something), then ask them to do a little work on a picture for you. You could end up with a much more interesting, creative, and attractive profile picture.

Good luck, and I hope this can help you become a more attractive pet!

9 comments:

Andrew Mager said...

Great post.

It's funny: sometimes when choosing my Facebook picture, I ask, 'will this be a good picture for FFS?'

Regarding non-ideal photos, I have reported people on Facebook for using fake pictures.

Karen S said...

... On the flipside, tell people who don't want to be traded often to have huge group photos, lots of water features, and ugly pictures of themselves!

Rick Stein said...

I'm rather amazed that people have to be given this advice, but you are "spot on" (as the Brits like to say).

I also like it when even a closed profile mentions at least the country that people live in--that's one of the fun things about FFS: the opportunity to meet people from all over the world.

Finally, don't you think it would be great to have a running tally of "Value of Pets Owned?" Many of us have large "assets" tied up in our "pet inventory" that far exceed our own market value as a pet or our cash!

Anonymous said...

Two things: As far as groups are concerned, I look at this way. If everyone in the group is an attractive female (assuming that is ones standard, which in your case it is.)...it's like purchasing extras for the price of one. Perhaps better advice: Group pictures with people similar to you in appearance can act as a benefit to your sales.

I've put a picture of me and my spouse together (predominantly her, with me sort of hiding off to the side.) in the hopes of increasing my sales.

Note, my profile gender is set to neither male nor female...and I have a rather androgenous name.

Is this tactic underhanded? ...or should it be concidered downright illegal? I like to look at it as failing to read the fine print.

On a side note, after I got up to 800k I changed my profile picture to one of my rat. Call it an ode to the hamster. :P

Jenee said...

I have to disagree with your "no photos with dogs" idea... for awhile I had a profile pic of me and my dog and only bought FFS pets if the person's pic also included a dog... you never know what people are looking for!

Unknown said...

One comment that nobody made is that photos with people smiling sell a lot faster than photos of people snarling or growling. . .

Unknown said...

i buy n buy.. but i end up stocking lotsa pets nobody is buying.. WHY!!

stalked01 said...

Two questions I haven't seen addressed:

How do I get myself away from an owner.

How do I block that person so that they can no longer buy me?

sokarra said...

i don't sell my friend i rather keep them